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Humphrey
Why do you hate me, mom? You had me in your fucking stomach for nine goddamn months, and you think that you're gonna name me after some dumb bitch grandpa that died 12 years before I was born? The fuck is wrong with you? I was made fun of for years because you named me fucking HUMPHREY!!!

FUCK YOU!! I WAS TORTURED THROUGHOUT SCHOOL BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK CAUSE THAT IS JUST WHO YOU ARE, YOU FAT FUCK!

NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU WHEN I WAS 3!

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

B I T C H

Nurse: "aww, hes beautful! What are you gonna name him?"
Woman(chainsmoking and drinking a martini): "Ahaeopwiowefgf3y....... humphrey hehehehe what a dumbass name lol"
By Babs
A Humphrey
A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.
By Eloise
Humphrey
Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."
By Doralyn
Humphrey
A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
By Christy
Humphrey
A loving, confident, kind, handsome, smart and patience soul whose capacity for love is endless.

If you are lucky enough to find a Humphrey- he is a keeper- he gives amazing head scratches, loves a good massage, is a chess master, acts like a cat at times and enjoys looking at and having beautiful things.

He is a good friend and a great lover- he strives for perfection in every aspect of his life but is patience and kind to his girlfriend - he has a special smile that only she will ever get to see.

All in all- Humphrey is the perfect boyfriend.

I need to find a Humphrey!

Wow what a Humphrey!

Damn....that’s Humphrey... my amazing boyfriend.
By Cal
Humphrey
a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway

"look at humphrey go"
"that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days"
" i wanna fuck that humphrey"
By Damita
The Humphreys
The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys
By Idalina
Humphrey
You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..

That man humphrey..
By Meridel
Humphrey
The guy from almost famous on hobowars that tells everyone the meaning of their name in the urban dictionary

Everyone loves him though, we want his children


Humphrey -
1. stigs
A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother

how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary?


Humphery -
sue: a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub

wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break
By Colline
Humphrey
Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.

Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.
By Bettye