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Define Ilf Meaning

Ilf
Much like a milf, only without children.

Holy crap, look at that ilf!
By Tisha
Ilf
Used to define a combination of milfs and dilfs.

“OMG, Sarah and John are such ilfs!
By Wandie
Ilf
"I laughed ferociously". Used by those who hate LMAO and LOL.

Cleo: yeah, he looks like a bald noah centineo
Kylie: OMG, ILF
By Anabelle
-ilf
A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"
By Mariejeanne
ILF
Noun: Anyone I'd Like to Fuck. (sounds like MILF without the "M" pronunciation)
Identifying another person as physically attractive, then stating if the chance presented itself, you would fornicate with them. There is no prerequisite to being an ILF except that you must NOT be a mother, grandmother, or disabled (MILF, GILF, DILF). ILF is limited to those that don't fit under other ILF categories.

"Dude, look at that hot chick over there! She's an ILF"

(As an attractive female walks by, you point and exclaim) "ILF!"

"Ey, lets go to that party, I heard there'll be a grip of ILFs there!"
By Toby
-ilf
A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"
By Clementina
ILF
Letter before it usually is, and stands for:

Milf = mum ild like to fuck
Silf = Sister ild like to fuck
Dilf = dad ild like to fuck
Nilf = Nan ild like to fuck
Gilf = Girlfriend ild like to fuck
Filf = Flid ild like to fuck

Man your mums a MILF!!!!
By Ilse
ILF
I'm legitimately fapping. Used in those moments in which you can't hold a conversation with a friend because you are masturbating.

Kyle: yo, did you get that thing I sentcha?
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes
By Devonna
Ilf Asif
the cutest person ever

ilf Asif is the cutest person to exist, he is amazing with his words and just ilf himself
By Essy
ILF-abet
The entire alphabet with ILF added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game resulting in much hilarity.

Teacher - Now Johnny, say the alphabet for the class
Johnny - A,B,C,G,F,X,Q
Teacher - Now Johnny, thats not the alpha bet
Johnny - I only know the ILF-abet:
AILF - Alien I'd Like to Fuck (good for the Star Trek and Star Wars fans)
BILF - Bitch I'd Like to Fuck (more like BILHF (hate)
CILF...you get the idea
By Evonne