~ Man opens letter from Inland Revenue. "Your tax code is incorrect and you are entitled to a tax
rebate. Please find a cheque for the sum of £4560 enclosed"
~ "ILT"
~ "I just came back from New York. I brought you back that perfume you were looking for"
~ "ILT, thanks ;)"
~ "So I was parking the car, this hot brunette walks up and sticks her number under the
windscreen wiper. She came to the window, said call me, and walked off!"
~ "ILT, did you call her....?"
~ "I put my
coat on and there was £80 in my zip pocket!?"
~ "ILT, drinks on you tonight then!"
