Noun
1. A term used to describe the person or sexual act of an
ambidextrous man masturbating while wearing white gloves and using a wide array of implements, including, but not limited to: binoculars, roller skates,
trench coats, handcuffs, magnifying glasses, springs, magnets, skis, sirens or a lasso
necktie for added erotic asphyxiation. Sometimes, a dog or a small child maybe involved.
"You've got to have a really
private place and a lot of time on your hands
if you want to Inspector Gadget
like me."