Define Jack Shit Meaning

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

A term used to describe a lack of anything.

1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.

2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.

having absolutly nothing.

1. To have nothing.

2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.

masturbating while taking a shit

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)

when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid