Define Jam Jars Meaning

Jam Jarred
when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro
By Carlota
Jam Jar

Lets all get in the jam and go daaah to brighton.
By Benita
Jam Jars
Large glasses with thick lenses, often considered nerdy or geeky. Sometimes referred to as coke bottles.

Cool Kid 1: Eugh, look at that dweeb with the jam jars.
Cool Kid 2: Gag me. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.
By Elwira
Jam Jars
A glass jar that may contain many sorts of alcoholic beverages (mainly Ryan Cokes) and may or may not have a handle. True Jam Jars should be able to hold a full mickey. After indulging in a series of Jam Jars, comical events tend to happen.

"I've had like...7 fucking Jam Jars..."

"Let's get some Jam Jars, or play Bag Face"
By Idalia
Jam Jar
Generic and usually racist slur agaisnt stereotypically black apperance people. Its infernace to the golliwogs that appeared on the Robinsons jam jars. It can also be used for gingers, as again with the appearance of the golliwog.

that guy looks like he should be on a goddamn jam jar!
By Faydra
Jam Jar
The background to this phrase starts with a man named 'Chopper Read' who although being a notorious and accomplished criminal himself in Australia decided to take it upon himself to eradicate a fellow criminal from this world for an act he comitted which has now been coined Jam Jarring. It goes that the murdered man was in prison for raping a 10 year old boy. He was then released from prison slightly earlier for his good behaviour, not long after his release he had approached a 9 year old girl in a park, taken her into a quieter area of the park, he then broke a jam jar in half using the jagged ends he cut a whole in the leg of the girl and proceded to abuse this area of her body even after she had died.

When he returned to prison Chopper was on library duty and as he walked into the other man's cell he pushed him to the floor and jumped on his head from the bed until he died.

The term Jam Jarring is now employed as a means of conveying the notion of desire to follow through with this act on someone else.

Guy 1: "She is so hot I would definitley Jam Jar her."
Guy 2: "Dude that is so nasty WTF?!"
By Lesley
Value Jam Jar
When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.
By Farrah
Jam Jar
Refers to a female's vagina whilst on her period.

She was on her period, so I stuck my hot dog in her Jam Jar.
By Rafa
Jam Your Jelly Jar
An invitation and/or proclamation to have sex with someone.

Gee Mrs. Crabtree, I'd love to jam your jelly jar!
By Francisca
Jam Jar
The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.

"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
By Kimbra