*on January 7th*
friend 1: ay it's my birthday today big man
friend 2: wow, that leaves me no choice but to conclude that you're very cool and do not suck.
person a and person b: *hug*
person a: *touches person b’s butt*
person b: why did you do that
person a: It’s national ‘hug someone and ‘accidentally’ touch their butt day’
person b: ohhh I totally forgot it was January 7.
By Shea
January 7
On this day the baddest and loyalist bitch was born. Not only that but a born leader and rich as bitch.
Anyone born on this day is truly amazing, they are always very loud and friendly. You will never want them out of your life because they are a keeper.
Boy 1: Why does that person Over ther seem so nice, especially to those annoying people?
Boy 2: I mean,he was born on January 7th❤️
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense now
