Define Jerz Meaning

Jerz

Did you see the yankees lose last night? jerz
By Kaile
Jerzed
To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
By Tilly
Jerz

By Celestia
Jerz
It is polish family name. It comes from Jez (the writting form was changed probably in the XIXth century.
The meaning is: Hedgehog.

By Samaria
Jerz
1. Refers to New Jersey, a state of massive struggletude and sorrows for all who permanently reside there.

2. An unfavorable action or attitude that is annoying or sickening, thus reminding one of the feeling they get while present in New Jersey.

3. Someone who is confident or arrogant for no apparent reason, namely with nothing to back it up.

"Partying in the Jerz again this weekend, huh? That sucks for you..."

"That club was so Jerz, do you think they could have packed any more guidos in there?!"

"Why are you being such a Jerz? Nobody likes you anyway."
By Guinna
Jerz
1- noun: That glorious liquid that explodes forth from a woman's special equipment when she is gripped by the most extreme and violent of orgasms. Female ejaculatory fluid or lady-cum; the ladies' equivalent of jizz (his and hers -- jizz and jerz).

2- verb: The act of a woman ejaculating.

Honey, we should totally throw these sheets in the wash, they're saturated with jerz.

Oh man, last night was great. I was going down on Marty when all of a sudden, SURPRISE! She jerzed right in my face.
By Sibelle
Jerz
A common name for a dog, cat, or any other pet alike.

Jeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
By Alice
Jerz Pud
Douchebag from New Jersey most likely at least part italian or at least pretending to be and also more than likely sporting a blowout hairstyle. Often pretend to be a member of the italian mafia although they most likely work at either a tanning salon or gym.

Did you see that Jerz Pud sporting the blow out at the bar last night? What a douchebag.
By Cheryl
New Jerz
a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.
By Lavena
Dirty Jerz
refering to the state of new jersey, the best state in the country

representin dirty jerz aint no other state
By Cal