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Jisted
The act of of bullshitting through a a sentence in a foreign language.

I just jisted my way through a sentence on my spanish test and pieced it togehter.
By Alisa
Jist
Wrong spelling of gist. The gist of the argument is the essence, the most important point.

I was really just vomiting images like spoiled sushi (that may be an ill-considered metaphor, but you get my gist). -> not jist
By Roseanne
Jist
The whole general idea of a subject.

A: Did you get the jist of that movie?

B: Yeah, it's about sodomy, death, and clowns.
By Di
Jist
When you cover your dick hole with your thumb while you cum so it shoots a jizzy mist.

In order to mark my territory, if I'm having sex with a girl for the first time I will jist on her for maximum cum coverage.
By Cathy
Jist
The act of inserting one's fist into another individual's vagina or anus until he or she experiences sexual climax, or "jizzes." A combination of the words fist and jizz.

I got totally jisted in prison, man.
By Janis
Jist Of The Jam
The core of a problem.

Bob: “I always struggle in school.”
Tom: “You never study, that is the Jist of the Jam.”
By Libbey
Schindlers Jist
When describing or hearing a horrific or disturbing scenario or story, using the bare minimum details to understand it or explain.

'Ahh alright, I get the Schindlers gist..'

'Without getting to into it, here's the Schindlers jist of events..'
By Elli
Gistsmith [jist-smith] /dʒɪst/smɪθ/
1.noun- one specially gifted in the craft of reducing words to their true meaning; a teller of truths.

2.verb- to extract the true meaning from a combination of words when these have been muddled by their author.
Origin: 2009, as a compound of 'gist' and 'smith', gistsmith was introduced into the American lexicon as a result of some people‘s inability to make sense. See entymonline.com for more info on 'gist' and 'smith'.

gistsmith jist-smith /dʒɪst/smɪθ/

1.noun- He is a gistsmith.
2.verb- Sophia gistsmithed her way through the senator's speech like it was nobody's business!

Visit www.thegistsmith.blogspot.com for examples of gistsmithing.
By Joeann