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Jooked
jooked means stabbed

"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"
By Lorita
Jooked
in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
By Eleanore
Jooked
Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
By Siusan
Jooked
adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
By Myrtice
Jook
To stab some one or kinfe them

'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'
By Kelcey
Jookes
jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"
By Farah
Jooks
To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody

he caught a jooks on that nigga yesterday for his marmot
By Joby
Jooke
Jooke is a human-formed joke

Guy 1: hey have you seen Jooke tonight?
Guy2: you mean the camel having sex
By Kristan
Jook
verb
to jook:
to hook something or someone up with something

to jook from someone:
to take/steal something from someone.

(give it to me)
>Jook me up!

(yeah, give it to him)
>Yeah, jook him up real phat.

and kids: you must remember to jook people up adequately, lest ye be jooked from.
By Elie
Jook
Jook is a jamacian term for a type of dance. It is like grindin only the girl is way more wild, rubbin her vagina all over ur high thigh and also with legs wrapped around the mans waist. Like wild crazy sex with clothing on

wad da bumba clot lets jook gal
By Trixie