Having a girl stick a dildo up your ass while you fuck her in the mouth and then when you are about to come you turn around pull out the dildo and spray explosive diarheaall over her face. This is usually followed by licking the shit off her forehead before cuddling and falling to sleep.
Holy crap! When Jose told me that story about how he likes to joyner chicks, it made me so horny that i punched myself in the face!!!!!!!!
By Mersey
Joyner
Another name for hard on homosexual. A Joyner usually has huge boobs for a guy. They play the french horn but suck at it. Most have curly hair and a face that always makes them look constipated. They have a high voice too. They may seem nice but will stab you in the back eventually.
Jeanie: Hey remember when we glued maxi pads to Joyner's car?
John: I so totally do!
Jeanie: Im glad he got use out of them though...
By Judi
Owen Joyner
The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.
A slightly balding, chubby Afro American rapper who can smash a track like a pinata or Eat it like fries. He makes Logic scared shitless because of sheer talent.
Most amazing, talented, and kind person ever. Makes for the PERFECT boyfriend/husband. Henry Joyner will never turn their back on you and will always be the greatest friend you could ask for.
A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May'spurse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
By Maisie
Micah Lee Joyner
The cutest man alive. He is the most wonderful man out there to meet. If you ever shake his hand, you will have good luck for the rest of your life. (If you are reading this and you know him, never be mean to him. Ever!)
Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.
By Evanne
Joyner Lucas
The guy that says he built/assembled a team of sharkswith lasers on their heads, or something like that.
What the fuck was that Joyner Lucas guy talking about? I didn't notice anything about them that made me think of sharks, but he keeps insisting that they are sharks, and who knows what he might do to try and impress you.
