Define Kilometer Meaning

Kilometer
A thousand meters. A metric measurment used for mid to long distances. Approximately 5/8 or .625 of a mile.

A word which is - more often than not - BUTCHERED by alledgedly educated media speakers and now the general population.
The correct pronunciation is based on the FACT that the first part of the word is 'kilo' meaning 1000 and uttered as 'keelo.' The second part is 'meter', uttered 'meeter.' Thus the true pronunciation of this 'whopper' - give me a break - is 'keelomeeter' with the 'o' pronounced as it is generally uttered in the alphabet as opposed to the long 'awww' sound. The explanation for this is best offered through understanding prefixes and suffixes as well as investigating how other related metric measurements are uttered. 'Centimeter' for example is NOT uttered 'cent-IM-itter' just as 'millimeter' is NOT uttered 'mill-IM-itter.' These two words are usually NOT BUTCHERED and are found said properly as 'sEnta-mEEter' or 'sEnti-meeter' - with the 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' And 'milli-meeter' - 'i' pronounced as in the word 'it.' Or 'milleemeeter.'

A typical example of the BUTCHERING of the word 'kilometer':

Trucker Bob: "I drove 'bout 500 'killawwwmitters' til I stuck it in the sleeper. So tired, forgot I never had a sleeper and woke up in the godamned reefer...sheeet!
Fed-up etymologist: "Excuse me dude, but it is pronounced 'keelomeeter' *long 'o' as in 'toe'* could you please get it right and pass it on?"
Trucker Bob: *walking over to etymologist and dumping half eaten bacon and eggs on his head* "I don't take kindly to bein' corrected by some teacher-boy home-ohhh-secksull!"
Fed-up etymologist: *who also happens to be a runner-up in an ultimate fighting light-heavyweight t.v. championship, Ninjas the trucker in the throat and throws him INTO the floor while stating* "Perhaps today is a good day to learn shit-for-brains." *drags him outside and stuffs him into his reefer*.
By Julienne
Kilometers

His Homesite Is 411 Hype
By Chere
Hips Of Kilometers

By Karin
Kilometers Per Second

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second
By Cristionna
Kilometer High Club
1) The metric equivalent of the mile high club usually associated with our European friends.

2) A derogatory commentary of any previous unsatisifying attempt at becoming a member of the mile high club.

Tom promised to fly me to Europe and make me a member of the mile high club but after landing I don't think we even made it to the kilometer high club!
By Francoise
Go The Extra Kilometer
(Verb) (GOE THUH EKSTRAH KEELOE MEETER) - A modified form of the phrase "go the extra mile". Definition - to perform somewhat above and beyond, but not to the extent of honorable recognition.

Effort bar
50% - What was required, nothing more or less
75% - More than what was required - an extra Kilo
100% - Outstanding effort - an extra Mile

- I'm burned out. I wanna go to bed so bad, so I think I'll write and extra couple of sentences and go the extra kilometer, then I'll hit the sack.
By Denise
Sexually Identified As Kilometers Per Second
If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.

By Elisa
10 Kilometers Wide

trololololo get troled, your mom fat because 10 kilometers wide
By Luise
10 Kilometers Wide

do you know what is 10 kilometers wide?

no

your mom
By Valencia
Kilomet
kilomet

Not quite the word kilometers - but close. The distance is 999 meters.

I ran 999 meters - Almost a kilometer
By Arluene