Kirkpatrick's considered by most to be generally the most awesome group of people. Among the manliest group of people the males are actually born with hair on their chest. Ancestors include the Scots and Irish some of the manliest peoples to exist, tend to have big swords in both the literal and metaphoric sense of the word. They also have close ties with that of the vikings. Natural prey the Mcleods a generally scrawny and weak group of people's.
This is a completely useless individual stricken to work at convenience stores, or fast food restaurants for all of their existence. Kirkpatrick's are known for their low self-esteem, lack of motivation, poor hygiene, and horrific bad looks. This individual has no sense of humor to speak of unless it is one of their own (lame) wise cracks.
A man who lives under the boulder and has a bunch of squirrel friends, they race from school to the library under the boulder. Whichever squirrel is last gets their tail cut off for KirkPatricks blanket. AKA The Squirrel King
If ever meet taylor kirkpatrick suck his dick he has a moroccan cock (4 km big)
He has been rid 19 times by caitlin (cait_mc10) fuck me harder daddy caitlin is going to ride him so hard she dies.
wow taylor kirkpatrick is so cool didnt he get rid by caitlin 19 times and she died straight after because the 4 km cock destroyed his anal pipe and interal organs.
