Define Kmp Meaning

Kmp
kmp is a way of saying "kill me please" during an awkward or stupid situation.

"I said I wasn't interested and she still stalks me. Kmp."
By Harriet
Kmp
"Keep me posted". Used in the IM business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.

(In an IM session)
Manager: What's going on with Client X.
Employee: Under control. QA is addressing the issue and everything is OK.
Manager: Thx. KMP
By Samaria
KMP

DUDE: I FARTED
BRAH: KMP
By Pamelina
KMP
Kill Me Please

This is something I write down (on my shoes, my hand, etc.) Cause I'm a depressed emo weeny and I feel all emo weenies should know this.
Or if people already do know this, then there should at least be a definition for it.

*Over text*
Me: KMP
Friend: no
Me: :(
By Rori
KMP

Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP
By Hatty
KMP

By Leona
KMP
Kill Mad People

A relatively simple concept, it is a show of lighthearted sympathy when life screws a friend over big time but they arnt really devastated.

Jason: "... So the stupid bitch turns around and pulls up to the pump on the other side! SHE WAS STILL FACING THE WRONG WAY"
Justin: "KMP, my friend, KMP."
By Fredra
KMP

person: kmp
anyone: why

person: cuz I’m sad
By Milka
KMP
Kill Me Please.

When you lose an argument and you wish for them to end it so you can mourn at yourself.

Pro: this fag sucks I killed him 50 times already!
Fag: No I don't ...you do!
Pro: I just quickscoped you again!
Fag: KMP
By Zilvia
KMP
Kill Me Please
For when you see Gacha Life cringe or other abominations to society.

By Noemi