Define Linebacker Meaning

A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate

A cock blocker male or female that stops anyone from getting with a girl you're trying to get with.

something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.

when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

ovverated braggarts who get credit for all the d-line's hard work.

while having sex doggy style the male will quickly jam two fingers into the girls browneye. he will then take those same two fingers and smear them under his eyes leaving a brown mark under each eye, like that of a football player and immediately tackle the female he is with.

A word I learned from strong bad. jk

A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike Singletary. Hence the term "LINEBACKER"