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Define Listerine Meaning

Listerine
Poor Native indians drink it and get fucked. It comes with a free shot glass too.

Indian 1: Hey Gino, take a shot of this new less intense listerine.
Indian 2: I think i'm blind.
By Jaquenette
Listerine
'Modern Cockney' meaning ani american. Ryming slang for an American is 'septic tank' (yank) and Listerine is aniseptic so... yeah.

Guy in Market: I'm no listerine!
By Malena
Listerine
the act of dipping your balls into someones throat so they are in a sense "gargling" them like mouthwash

Should I listerine Logan while he's sleeping?
By Carlina
Listerine
1. A drink that is meant to be used in your mouth to sterilize it.
2. Can also be defines as a indian's (native american) favourite drink.
3. Can be used as a refresher for ur breath
4. Also can be used to drink as a replacement to lysol for indians.

1.(john): shit look at that native across the street
(mary): yeah i know, hey wait shes drinking listerine
(john): yeah i know look at her chug that shit

2. shit john ur breath stinks like ass lemme buy u some listerine.
By Ramona
Listerineitis
Drinking listerine wil harm your kidneys your liver, and your social life.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy, that man sniffing gas out of the plastic bag must suffer from listerineitis.
By Dredi
Listerineitis
To drink Listerine.Will affect kidneys, liver, and perhaps social life.Not only is your breath fresh, but so is you're asshole.
Affects 8 out of 10 homeless people.

Mommy is that man drinking Listerine from that Listerine bottle suffering from Listerineitis?
By Margaretha
Listerine
From the Cockney Slang word 'septic' which was short for septic tank...yank.

So to say that someone was anti-septic means anti-american...Listerine.

Clear as mud that one!

That Osama Bin Laden is a right old Listerine!
By Ermengarde
Listerine Spitter
The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank

*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge
By Inez
Listerine Challenge
An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine - *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.

This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.

But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.

**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.

See also: cinnamon challenge

Friend 1: "Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?"

Friend 2: "Okay, what do I do?"

Friend 1: "Swish this small cup full of Listerine - Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you'll get 10$ dollars."

Friend 2: "Challenge accepted."

10 seconds later...

Friend 2: "Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!"
By Juliette
Listerine Coffee
The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
By Jo