Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the
cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable
Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in
comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking
distrusting.