A Long Boi is another word for Slim Jim, as is “Slender James”, “Slim Jemini”, and a ton of other fun words. If you eat long bois, you’re part of the Long Boy Gang.
person 1: “I can’t wait to tear open a slim jim!”
person 2: “long boi gang for life, bro.”
Long boi is a long skinny dog properly named a Borzoi. It’s a glorious dog that presents many opportunities for funny memes and pictures.
Did you see that long boi doing all the tricks for the schmackos? He’s the best long boi and deserves all the treats from the hoomans.
By Andriana
Long Boi
A mysterious alien like creature that has been seen walking the streets of Carnegie, PA near the church of Scientology. Has been known to bum cigs off of unsuspecting locals. At least 9 feet tall, arms are like 6 feet long, legs are like 6 feet long, and his hands touch his knees when he stands straight up.
