Define Luau Meaning

When two men have sex with one woman (in both her mouth and vagina) simultaneously, creating the effect of a pig-on-a-spit at a luau.

a fruitbowl with a pressed ham combo in refernce to the pineapple and fruit of the hawaiian luau with the hammy ham pig.

A type of party... the best type of party.

The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)

These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.

One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.

Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.

A hawaiian-themed orgy

When you wrap your hog in banana leaves, bury it in the sand for several hours, and then thrust it into your girl's hot dripping poi hole.

The sex move in which a large enough sized dildo is used to penetrate from anus to mouth.

Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.

Belmont's darkest moment in a decade, in which 95% of the student body went to a dance with a Hawaain theme completely hammered. 10-15 students were transported to a hospital due to huge amounts of illegal substances poisining the body. The image of Belmont will never be the same.

When two males, and a girl, have sex, one of the men sticks there penis into her mouth and the other sticks it into thee anal cavity, and make her squeal like a pig.

A kinky sex position in which the participants wear grass skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their penises or sex toys. Meanwhile, another participant may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up participant and reciting ancient Hawaiian prayers.