Define Lumber Jacking Meaning

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

A person who works in the woods for a living.

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

The act of masturbating while pooping.

simultaneously puking and deficating.