Define Lumber Jack Meaning

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

simultaneously puking and deficating.

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.