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Chop Wood
Rally cry for Rutgers Football. Visual: side of right hand comes down hard on left wrist or forearm. Symbol: an Ax.

Coined by Coach Greg Schiano during the 2005-2006 season. First recorded in national news, New York Times, November 10, 2007 in press following Rutgers' upset of No. 3 Louisville.

"If you're ever gonna be No.1, you have to chop wood."

Football Game is a "60-minute chop"

To get your mojo back: "I got back on my chop."

By Anneliese
Chop Wood
Rally cry for Rutgers Football. Visual: side of right hand comes down hard on left wrist or forearm. Symbol: an Ax.

Coined by Coach Greg Schiano during the 2005-2006 season. First recorded in national news, New York Times, November 10, 2006 in press following Rutgers' upset of No. 3 Louisville.

"If you're ever gonna be No.1, you have to chop wood."

Football Game is a "60-minute chop"

To get your mojo back: "I got back on my chop."
By Kati
Chopping Wood
for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
By Anny
Chopped Woods
a girl with a clean pussy

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!
By Ara
Chopped Wood
Another term For masturbating ...

When's the last time u chopped wood ? Lol 420 thinking
By Rene
Chopping Wood
The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long
By Brier
Chopping Wood
The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.
By Kathlin
Chopping Wood
A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.

Hey you chopping wood back there?
By Babette
Chop Some Wood
To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"
By Giacinta
Wood Chopping
To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.

Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!
By Patsy