A "person" who has a giant, long, peanut shaped head. A makan is mysterious and dark and usually their only goal is to take over the universe. Befriend any makan you come across so he will spare you on judgement day.
A Makan is well-versed in philosphy, pussy-crushing, an dank memes. He is usually seen in your mother's bed, piping her down. Befriend a Makan because he will be the best step-father you could ever have.
makan has super long hair thats wavy that makes him look a try hard. even worse, his hair is split down the middle. the guy plays basket ball all the time but sucks at it.
