A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start
beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up
arousing some
perve.
"I
wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the
COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin
hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"