Define Masterbater Meaning

Masterbater
Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.
By Jo Ann
Masterbater
Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.
By Kania
MASTERbater
n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
By Tilda
Masterbatable
When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.

This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.
By Prue
Masterbateable
A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.

Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
By Marietta
Masterbatable
A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.

"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"
By Jordanna
Masterbater
One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?
By Ibbie
Chronic Masterbater
someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
By Phil
Compulsive Masterbater
A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
By Staci
Gamer Masterbater
This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too
By Chlo