Define Maths Teachers Meaning

Math Teacher
A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.

Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.
By Julia
Math Teacher

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.
By Leilah
Maths Teachers
A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.

Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
By Katherina
Math Teacher
-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them

That's our math teacher.
By Farrand
Math Teacher
Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.


My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.
By Tammi
Math Teachers
seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin

math teachers. that's right.
By Drusi
Math Teacher
dumbest bitch to exist. watches porn on school computer. total creep.

Person 1: whose's that, is that joe?
Person 2: no, that's a math teacher.
By Jacquelynn
Math Teacher
Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.
By Kai
Math Teacher
A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.

Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."
By Olenka
Math Teacher
Math is basically a class that you have to take. The teacher is usually near illiterate and hates the kid that proves them wrong. They also have an accent and would be behind schedule before school started.

" Yo have you seen our new "Math Teacher".
"yea I know she totally sucks"
By Arlen