Unit measuring the
tightness of a vagina. The
matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.
Tightness ranges between
-5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2
Mattas.
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2
mattas or some shit. I was
splurting in like 20 seconds"
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"
Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
