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Define May 21st Meaning

May 21st
National Blowjob Day

After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.

“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
By Dorris
May 21st
On this day, it is tradition to throw any boy named Jacob violently down the stairs

May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies
By Bridget
May 21st
National play rocks day.
Play rocks with your friends.

Bro it’s May 21st let’s play rocks!!
By Britte
May 21st
National choke someone to death day

It’s the 21st of may, time for people to die.may 21st
By Deidre
May 21st
National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.

Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off
By Harrie
May, 21st
IT'S THE OFFLICIAL NXCKGXAMER DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

You: HEY IT'S THE NXCKGXAMER DAY MAY, 21ST!!!!
Anyone: WAT REALLY??? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
By Thekla
May 21st
National sex day

So on may 21st you get to have sex with anyone you want but you can only do it with the same age or higher.
By Arlie
May 21st
Send boyfriend one nude day.

Only on May 21st a girl can randomly send one picture of their vagina to their boyfriend.
By Ulrikaumeko
May 21st, 2011
The date the world didn't end.

People thought the world was going to end on May 21st, 1994, and it didn't happen even on May 21st, 2011.
By Mathilde
May 21st
if you have a bestie born on may 21st, keep them. especially the ones named jessica, axel, eryn, or julie.

only one of the stupidest, funny people are born may 21st
By Adriane