Define Mccracken Meaning

Mccracken
an abnormally small penis.. so small as to make intercourse virtually impossible.. almost always with little or no pubic hair..

that pool was so cold it made my dick look like a mccracken..
By Aretha
Mccracken

By Lorrayne
McCracken
When being called McCracken, you are refereed as a sexy mother fucker. You may be 1337 in all aspects of WOW and must worship him if you ever cross paths with him. He is the new Lich King, Do not be fooled by the ending cinematic, for Icecrown Citadel was merely a setback. McCracken is its own specie. It is a cross breed between a Nightelf and a Human commonly known as the Nightman.

"Oh my f'ing god it's McCracken! Here take all my virgin daughters because you are so awesome and you will kill me if I do not do your bidding"
By Amandie
McCrAcKeN!
when something is just to awsum for words

By Beret
McCracken
n. A male that seduces intoxicated females.

n. The act of a sober male taking advantage of a female while she is absolutely trashed.

The term originated Valentines Day 2009 when a guy named McCracken saw this totally wasted girl and, at that moment, he decided to seduce and eventually have sex with her because he wouldn't have any chance with doing so if she was sober.

Society tends to frown upon these people and their actions.

1. Did you hear about Jake? He's a total McCracken. He's a sraightedge, but when he saw this totally wasted chick at a party, he tried to fuck her.

2. Austin: Oh, man, have you seen Amber? I can't keep my eyes off of her.
Ryan: C'mon, dude. There's no way you'd hit that legitimately. I'm afraid you're going to have pull a McCracken.
By Eryn
McCracken
a term of greeting to a familiar person such as a friend or coworker or a member of your inner posse that translates to what's up?

yo homie g chilli cheese fry hot dog ketchup mustard pickles. what's McCracken?
By Shawn
McCracken

The complainers at work are such McCrackens. If they suck any more life from me, I will be a deflated balloon.
By Lynnette
Bert Mccracken
basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.

he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot
By Edna
Bert Mccracken
The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.

By Phedra
Phil Mccracken
the dickhead above got it wrong,

it breaks down into Fill (phil) My Crack In (McCracken)

he forgot the EN and the end

By Chrysa