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Merkel
Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
By Gabie
Merkel
to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.
By Bernardina
Merkeled
when someone fucks something up beyond repair

Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.
By Tiffani
Merkeled
Raped, grooped

The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.
By Kip
Merkeled
Merkeled is a term for sexual assault by Islamic immigrants. It usually involves sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a kafir (disbeliever of Allah) and without that person's consent. The term originated in Germany, after mass rapes were carried out due to the huge influx of Islamic immigration which was enabled by Angela Merkel.

"Yo Jurgen, check out dat milf in ze short skirtzen!"
"Ja, she better cover up, or she will getten merkeled by the sand zombies."
By Ninon
Merkeled
To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated

That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants
By Kalindi
Merkeled
To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.
By Sharleen
Merkeled
When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege
By Kelsi
Merkel
verb

1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.

see also: swede

1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.
By Sheela
Merkeling
Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”
By Lynnette