Define Jurgen Meaning

Jurgen
hottest guy in the world .dark hair and dark eyes, has a huge dick, gets with the prettiest girls, has a great personality,perfect smile,funny,and he's really chill but probably smokes some pot, he's the most perfect boyfriend ever. he is also great in bed and knows how to play with your titties and pussy.

gods gift tom women

i wish i was a jurgen
By Constantia
Jurgen
1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.

2. Gods gift to woman.

1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"

2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"
By Carrissa
Jurgen
A funny little man who likes to drink scotch and get his groove on.

Has incredible dance moves.

I wish I could bust a move like Jurgen.
By Sheilah
Jurgens
Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.

"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."
By Ezmeralda
Jurgen

My boyfriend just broke up with me so I'm going out dancing with my Jurgen!
By Dasi
Jurgenism
A sample of pretentiously overwrought sonic ambivalence, with minimal redeeming features, defined by it's use of mathematical lunacy and anti harmonic faggotry typical of the Contemporary Academic Musical establishment.

David Power: That Jurgenism piece due Tuesday is a load of bollox. When do we get to make real music.

Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.

David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.
By Marisa
Jurgen

Mark take the trash outside. Mom I don't want to be a Jurgen.
By Doe
Jurgen
The best freind of this girl you like who also happens to be gay!

By Phebe
Jurgen Flopp
An overated manager that blames the wind when he loses

Liverpool drop points to Everton Jurgen Flopp blames the wind
By Pearline
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.

"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
By Jaclin