A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.
"would you like some merlot?"
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."
1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.
"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlotgets me every time!"
By Brina
Merlot
a type of black bird. that can be peaceful, elegant, pretty, hyper and even depressive. this bird is known for its beauty and its ways of sticking to other birds.
"What kind of bird is that?"
"thats a merlot."
"oooh. its pretty."
A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
By Kala
Toilet Merlot
Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't anyhumanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
