Mexican Water

water found in most mexican towns will cause problems for gringos!

You must eat Mucho chile peppers when in Old Mexico it Kill the bugs in mexican water. Downside is: U know it hurts when it comes out! Oh yoy yoy comasita shamanitia es muy hot-a-leta !!!

By Lise

Mexican Water

Any beer from mexico tastes like water. Mexicans can't make beer. Hence it is mexican water. It is made by poor mexicans pissing in beer bottles.

Hey lets drink some water, mexican water.

By Fanny

Mexican Water

Tequila

A need a lime for this Mexican water

By Ainsley

Mexican Water Drops

Pure liquid, burning, explosive diarrhea.

Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.

How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.

Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.

By Aeriell

Mexican Water Balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.

She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.

By Alisun

Mexican Tap Water

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

By Ronni

Mexican Ball-Water

When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water

“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”

By Beret

Mexican Piss Water

Eh Canadian name for Corona beer.

It can be identified by its bad taste, yellow colour and low alcohol content. Often seen on hot sunny days sitting in direct sun light adding to its already rotten flavour.

eg.1 - Mike was camping up the road at Spray lakes Canmore for the weekend reached into the cooler and to his horror pulled out a Corona and screamed " Who bought Mexican Piss Water!"

eg.2 - Doug drove his friend to the liquor store to buy beer Doug's friend returned with a case of Corona, Doug turned to his friend and said "you paid money for Mexican Piss Water ?"

By Maryl

Mexican Piss Water

A pejorative referring to Corona brand beer, due mainly to the fact that it has very little body compared to other lagers.

Don't give me that Mexican Piss Water, when you have a frosty six-pack of Red Stripe in the fridge.

By Sharon

Mexican Fighting Water

another word for tequila

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.

By Janith

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