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Millimeter
A nickname for a really nice man I know, also a unit of measure.

have you seen millimeter? he seems to be living up to his name lately.
By Francene
Millimeter Peter
An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.
By Johanna
Millimeter Peter
The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
By Jillian
Millimeter Monster
A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
By Ruthanne
Van Millimeter
Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

By Kissiah
Millimeter Milk
The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.

Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it
By Arlyne
Millimeter Peter
some one with a super small dick that the ladys dont wanna see or cant see.

Ray Disaster has a super small millimeter peter so he dont have sex witht ladys due to smallness
By Karylin
9 Millimeter
See 9 mm.

By Emmie
Millimeter Peter
A drug addict who rapes young girls in their sleep.

Boy, you are a millimeter peter.
By Robena
Millimeter Peter
1. A man whose wiener is so small it is virtually non-existant

2. An insult exaggerating the size of one's penis as only a few millimeters or less.

3. A penis that is only one millimeter long, far outclassing the one inch wonder in small stature.

"It was unclear if he had an erection as his millimeter peter was too small to extend his pants"
By Drucie