As in "I read her her Miranda rights"; disrobing a woman upon entering a room with a door, forcing her " to assume the position" of facing the door with her arms outstretched (palms against door) and placing feet widely apart in spread eagle fashion. Working down from the hair and neck, liberally apply analingus and cunnilingus. She has been "mirandized".
Fantasy role-playing, handcuffs and bad cop mustache optional.
"Last night ole ghurrl was so hot for it, that as soon as we got in the door, I read her "her rights"...daddy mirandized her right in her parents' living room!"
By Tony
Mirandize
To inform (a suspect) of his or her legal rights.
To recite the Miranda warnings to (a person under arrest).
*two people talking* person 1: "hey wanna mirandize?" person 1: "no stop it! Haters back off" person 1: "all you need now is listick" phases commonly used while mirandizing: stop it! Haters back off!, hey guys it's me Miranda, and many other things
Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.
