Monicitis is the disease that causes a slew of negative side effects listed in the formal post listed above.
However, recent medical research at
John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.
Including but not limited to;
-Posting false definitions attempting to
undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic
formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity,
monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)
Timmuel - "Whoa that bitch just stepped up to
mah boy lewey trey(Dr. Louis Tres)!"
Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease
Monicitis."
Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"