Doctor: Well,
Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph the Red-nosed
Raindeer: Is it
pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die!!