Define Monsoon Meaning

Monsoon
N. The act of wearing a full suit of scuba gear and goggles while giving a girl a blowjob while she squirts all over you.

Juan: Hey Jeff what did you do last night?
Jeff: My gf made me put on scuba gear and gave me the monsoon of my life!!!!!
Juan: Right on!!!!
By Helena
Monsoon
A step up from a blowjob...A slobbery, seasonal blow of "wind" to the male reproductive organ

Nick's girlfriend gave me a monsoon!
By Christalle
Monsoon
A kind lovely friend with a great sense and fashion sense of humor and can be rude but always has your back she is definitely a keeper!!!!

person one : wow that new girl Monsoon is so funny

person two : hey now i want to be a monsoon
By Willy
The Monsoon
Whilst fucking a female, the male removes his penis from inside the woman, and when she turns around in surprise, the male simultaneously vomits and urinates on the woman's face, simulating monsoon type weather and rendering her completely soaked.

"Dude, did hear what Chad did to Jessica last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he gave her the monsoon."
"Knarly bro."
By Mala
Monsoon
Kind of like a tropical storm but it can happen in colder regions

By Carleen
Monsooning

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.
By Larissa
Monsoon Sheets
This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

By Eleonore
Poon Monsoon
Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend
By Misha
Monsoon Of Failure

By Livia
Monsoon Wet
A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.

Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.
By Ebba