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Define Monster Dick Meaning

Monster Dick
a really really really big penis 10 inch +

i have a huge monster dick
By Liv
Monster Dick
A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.

Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!
By Manya
Monster Dick
When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.

girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.
By Oralie
Rap Monsters Dick
One word.....GODZILLA

I was too busy admiring rap monsters dick it looks like godzilla
By Marty
Swamp Monster Dick
Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.

My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.
By Pavla
A Complete Fucking Monster Dick
When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
By Shelagh
Monster-Word-Dick
being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.
By Andreana
Dick Monster
A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.
By Emmie
Dick Monster
When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.

-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.
By Loria
Dick Monster
A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?
By Dionne