1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found
moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this
fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were
gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.