Define Mosey Meaning

to move from one place to another.

- a type of slow forward movement of the legs that has some sort of component of swag to it, whether it be the sway in the hips or a certain kick in the leg it must have some sort of swag element

When an individual or group (think they) are the pack leaders

It's a culture thing - the antipode of a brother doing the funky broadway, if you come from Texas or Tennessee, you pick up your sour mash and sidle up to that cute chick showing lots of belly, not to scare her off. It is *not* a sashay!!!! Mosey was coined after Mose Allison, jazz pianist

-When wishing to get from one place to another, but not particularly too fast, one will "mosey"
-Generally understood as a slow walk or determined slow pace as set by the leader of the group. (Moseying can be done alone, but is much cooler in a group)
-a bit of shuffling and a bit of walking, all of course in a general direction, sometimes without purpose, and with a purposeful speed.
-an expression of needing to leave.

A group of four or more throwers

The most holy prophet Captain Mosey was original prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FSM appeared to Mosey during a stupor (induced by mead and al dente pasta). Captain Mosey is the originator of the 8 Condiments, also known as the 8 'rather you didn'ts' which were given to him by the FSM on the top of Mount Salsa. Mosey was crucified in year 1 of the pastafarian calendar, after abducting Julius Cesar, holding him for a terribly low ransom, raising that ransom, and then being taken captive himself.

In 1960's South Omaha drinking Mosey was an obscure drink of choice.
It consisted of a mixture of beer, wine, whiskey, vodka and any other alcohol available.
To complete the mixture, it was required to add a bottle of your favorite cologne or aftershave. e.g. Hai Karate, English Leather, Old Spice, Brut or Aqua Velva.
This was done to extend the quantity of alcohol that was hard to come by.

Created one day when my friend and I were at the mall. Started as an inside joke and went on to become a word that we use all the time to replace words like "awesome" "cool" "sweet" "tight" and "hardcore". If you add the prefix un to mosey, making it "unmosey" then it means exactly opposite of "awesome" "cool" "sweet" "tight" and "hardcore".

To shit on a girls pussy, fuck her, get a blow job from her and watch her swallow.