FSM stands for Finger Slippery Moment. When your phone slips in the middle of something and you randomly dial/call/send an audio message to someone by mistake. It's a finger slippery moment.
Guy: Hey, saw a missed call.. you tryna call call or it's one of those finger slippery moments? lol
Girl: 🙈 fsm sorry
Stands for Flying Spaghetti Mosnter. The Flying Spaghetti and Meatball monster is believed to be the one who created the world, by Pastafarianists. Initially Pastafarianism was created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools, one man invented a parody religion, Pastafarianism. Pastafarianists believe the FSM created the world. The FSM and concept of Pastafarianism eventually became an actual religion, one with a bible and church. Unlike what some people may believe, the FSM was not created by atheists to mock the concept of religion.
His noodly appendage having shown me the one true faith... Well, besides Buddhism, Islam, Obamaism, and even Christianity, and FSM. Oh, I said that already.
FSM, meaning Fuck Starrs Mill, is a term to describe the hatred felt by the students of Mcintosh High School to the students of their rival team, Starrs Mill High School, both in Peachtree City, Ga. The Starrs Mill Panthers are entirely inferior in every way to the Mcintosh Chiefs.
Fangirlsoul mate. Someone you've met (most of the time online) who seems to fangirl over the EXACT same things you do, almost like you're the same person!
I was talking about Fringe last night with a girl who had the exact same opinions on the show as me - we're fangirl soul mates!
My FSM and I spend all last night freaking out over the Rizzoli & Isles season finale
