Define The Fsm Meaning

FSM
Stands for Flying Spaghetti Mosnter. The Flying Spaghetti and Meatball monster is believed to be the one who created the world, by Pastafarianists. Initially Pastafarianism was created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools, one man invented a parody religion, Pastafarianism. Pastafarianists believe the FSM created the world. The FSM and concept of Pastafarianism eventually became an actual religion, one with a bible and church. Unlike what some people may believe, the FSM was not created by atheists to mock the concept of religion.

Pastafarianists believe in the FSM.
By Lynnett
FSM
The god of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is not a conspiracy to create a holocaust of religious people, unlike what some definitions would like you to think.

His noodly appendage having shown me the one true faith... Well, besides Buddhism, Islam, Obamaism, and even Christianity, and FSM. Oh, I said that already.
By Buffy
FSM

What would FSM do?
WWFSMD?
By Selene
FSM
The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. Under the religion of Pastafarian, you worship this almighty deity.



Once i found the FSM, i was saved. His almighty sauciness engulfed me, and i was at peace with the world.
By Patricia
FSM
Female Seeking Male(ex:for dating)

Used in personal ads. I am a Female Seeking a Male. I am a FSM.
By Brittan
FSM
FSM, meaning Fuck Starrs Mill, is a term to describe the hatred felt by the students of Mcintosh High School to the students of their rival team, Starrs Mill High School, both in Peachtree City, Ga. The Starrs Mill Panthers are entirely inferior in every way to the Mcintosh Chiefs.

Chief: That buzzer beater at the basketball game was amazing! FSM!
By Tiphanie
FSM
Fangirl soul mate. Someone you've met (most of the time online) who seems to fangirl over the EXACT same things you do, almost like you're the same person!

I was talking about Fringe last night with a girl who had the exact same opinions on the show as me - we're fangirl soul mates!

My FSM and I spend all last night freaking out over the Rizzoli & Isles season finale
By Liuka
FSM
FSM (Forgetting Sarah Marshall): either the best or the worst movie you will ever watch.

Dude, FSM totally spoke to me, it was a great movie!!!
By Veronike
Fsm
FSM stands for Finger Slippery Moment. When your phone slips in the middle of something and you randomly dial/call/send an audio message to someone by mistake. It's a finger slippery moment.

Guy: Hey, saw a missed call.. you tryna call call or it's one of those finger slippery moments? lol
Girl: 🙈 fsm sorry
By Shina
The FSM
Short for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God, he is made up of a pile of spaghetti with two meatballs in it. Under his noodliness, the holy day is Friday, the preferred attire is Pirate garb, and the preferred head covering is a pasta colander. And instead of saying Amen at the end of a prayer, you say Ramen

The reason people are taller now is because The FSM shows his love by smacking people on the head with his noodly appendages, making people shorter each bonk. Now there are more people, so there are less bonks to go around, so people are taller.
By Tomasine