Define Mountain Lion Meaning

A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

1 is a puma a young attractive woman

2 is the cougar stage an attractive older woman who preys on younger men.

3 is a mountain lion a woman who has exceeded the cougar stage but yet is still hunting the younger men.

A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.

We all know a cougar is a hot older woman who goes after younger men.

A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly.

The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.

A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.

A male who dates or marries a women at least thirty years younger than they are.

1. A person that seems impossilbe to make friends with, but someone usually manages to.

2. a large american wildcat

A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family.

With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.

The Food Loin equivalent of mt. Dew. Generic but yummy and refreshing. Cheaper than the real thing!

naps that surpass the amount of time of a cat nap by large amounts, ei. 4 to 5 hours