Define Mufti Meaning

A day at school when students come in without uniform.

arabic for Muslim legal scholar but also arabic slang for smart-ass or know it all ... kind of like calling someone poindexter or maybe sarcastically calling them professor

When you dig up a recently deceased person, put your mouth over their anus, and punch them in the stomach, to release the CO2 and other gases liberated during their body's fermentation in order to get high.

Noun - singular and plural

Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.

A derogatory term used by rednecks to refer too some one of Arabic decent, usually a dirty turban wearing Muslim who often scratches his beard with the same hand he uses to wipe ass with.Often this act is then proceeded by going to a nightclub on the Gaza strip adorned with C-4 ultimately splattering himself into tiny particles whilst simultaneously killing anywhere from 50 to up wards of 200 drunken kikes who would have gotten laid that night if not for the said mufti. Also see wog, rag,raghead,sand nigger and terrorist.

A hairpiece for ladies to wear over / instead of pubic hair. Usually done in novelty shapes and colours. Can also be pubic hair trimmed in novelty styles

The day at school when students are allowed to wear their own casual clothes as opposed to the regulated school uniforms.

a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon

An old or beaten up car. A car that is more than 20 years old. Sounds like it will break any minute. Usually driven by grandmothers.

A Irish/scouse coloquialism refering to one's nose.