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Mummified
When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.

Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.
By Vicki
Mummified
a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac

i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch
By Eddi
Mummified
cumming on a girl and taping her whole body.

mummified is a two step process. First, when having sex cum as much as u can on a girl if u need more people add more guys to help. Second, when you have cummed all over the female tape up her whole body, with the cum still on her
By Brinna
Mummified
when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.
By Malinde
Mummified
To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move

Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified
By Charleen
Mummify
To wrap the penis in toilet paper then rub one out.

Man, mummifying really saves clean up time!
By Susy
Mummify
When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy

Man she looks like an ancient egyptian, she must have been mummify.
By Gelya
Mummify
A corollary of "superman," mummifying involves ejaculating on a sleeping woman's face, then wrapping her in toilet paper. The ejaculate bonds the paper to the skin, thus producing the appearance of a mummy.

Mark's girlfriend was sleeping, so he decided to mummify her. When she awoke, the fringes of paper were falling off her face, and she was moaning from sleep. She was mummified in every sense of the word.
By Ralina
Mummified Dweebo
One who does not like people talking during a movie

"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'
By Cynthia
Mummify That Ho
Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old.

That bitch wanted to be one with the sun God Ra so I grabbed her nose and mummified that ho! Mummify That Ho! YOUUUUUU!
By Carlye