Mushroom Dick

as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.

“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels

By Diana

Mushroom Dick

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

By Ashlee

Mushroom Dick

this is an circumcised penis

I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.

By Aloise

Mushroom Dick

either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back

I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock

By Dianemarie

Mushroom Dick

A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.

Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!

By Geraldine

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