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Define Narwhal Meaning

Narwhal
The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.

When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
By Cthrine
Narwhal
A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.

"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."
By Karlen
Narwhal
epic creation of unicorns

whoa dude that narwhal reminds of a unicorn!
By Johnette
Narwhal
Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.

Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal
By Joanna
Narwhal
the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale

Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?
By Pearline
Narwhal
any such activity being of the sick tight varietal, ultimately resulting in a "fuckin a"

OH MY, good sir, those jive cats were laying down some narwhal jimmy jams last night.
By Joanna
Narwhal
Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.

2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.

Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.

Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!

Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?
By Risa
Narwhal
n - a non-kinky human who is utterly normal, vanilla, mundane, boring, a yuppie, and/or a douchebag

You know, when you spank me in front of the open window at night, I bet it really freaks out the neighborhood narwhals.
By Shayla
Narwhal
a joint that has a body shape like a narwhal. tends to be huge!
A very big joint that can have more than one zigzags to make it.

Dude used all my papers to roll a narwhal.
By Ulrika
Narwhal
An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.

Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
By Kalli