1.Everybody needs a Neesh. A Neesh is the kind of person you're likely to find throwing up in tube stations and
scorning people at bus stops. Usually of Sri Lankan descent,
Neesh's are renowned for their fishing skills and ability to self groom.
2. Very creative despite their unusually small head size, Neesh's are fans of breasts and and various small nuts...likely to be heard saying "ya get me, no?" and "look at da rack on dat blud".
3. Often delusional and believing to be from
Mauritius, Neesh's are sensitive about being called "dark" and will develop intimidating
cold sores when referred to as Sri Lankan.
4. Likes to give head to women and masturbate whilst singing hymns
Look at that
Sri Lankan girl
throwing up on the platform, she's such a Neesh!
someone ate all my poppadoms, that's sooooo Neesh.
Will you
hold my beer please, I've got a Neesh.
-what's that noise?
-Oh that's Neesh singing hymns
