Nestor is a giant anthropomorphic rat who visits after holidays to eat the candy and toys of poorly behaved children. He likes to nibble obnoxious children’s toes and defecate in their beds.
Nestor is not an evil creature and does not abide by a moral
ledger. Otherwise
saintly children who misbehave after holidays may find their candy raided and bedrooms defecated in while beastly brats who keep clean rooms are left unscathed.
Nestor is particularly fond of hidden candy stashes, and enjoys despoiling them.
Some families celebrate Nestor and welcome him into their homes after Halloween as he is known to selectively eat the candy that has been tampered with by perverts.
Unlike many of his peers, Nestor does not have any
special relationship with parental figures. In fact, many parents try to spare their children by setting traps for him. These may occasionally catch his lesser helpers, but he is to clever to fall for any trap. Cats are ineffective deterrents on account of his size, and he sometimes eats them to teach particularly wretched children a lesson.
While Nestor is commonly associated with the western-christian holiday
pantheon (Santa,
Easter Bunny, Cupid, S. D.
Kluger et-all) he is known to visit families of all different faiths and nationalities. His origins are a mystery, but he plays similar roles to
Krampus and Grýla, and is sometimes depicted as their harbinger or familiar.
Eating anything colored blue makes Nestor explosively flatulent.
“Wow! Look at how much candy Doug
raked in from trick-or-treating!” “Yeah, it’s a shame that he bitched and moaned when it was time to go home, Nestor is going to shit like a bandit after he eats all that.”
“Mommy, something ate my secret Christmas candy stash!” “Awww sorry Sammy, I tried to keep Nestor away. Maybe you shouldn’t be such a little bitch to your classmates at school.”
“Daddy, where is Kitty-Paw-Paws?”
“JENNY! What the fuck did fuck did you do?! Nestor FUCKING ATE the FUCKING CAT!!”
“It wasnt my fault
paa! I didnt mean to run over the easter bunny’s babies with
the lawn mower!”