1.
A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.
2. A tool used to
ferry you around
the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.
3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy
nonexistent.
2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to
D's house.
3. Dammit, the
lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
